What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*