What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*