What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*