Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!