What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.