What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure