Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.