Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents."

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm