What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Big Similarity Jokes More Big Similarity Jokes

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::