Whack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Bad Golfer Jokes More Bad Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.