What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

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How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.