What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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You get stoned.

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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A baked potato

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A baked potato.