What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome?

A baked potato.