What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother