What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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Barbers.

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Because the women are not allowed to drive.