What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me