Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

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What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

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They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.