Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.