Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.