Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt