What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.