What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.