What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.