What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

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What do you call a spanish child molester?

A pdrophile

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.