Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

Japanese Car Jokes More Japanese Car Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language