Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Japanese Car Jokes More Japanese Car Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.