Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common?

Euthanasia

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids