Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.