Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.