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Laissez-fur!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Juan down, a million more to go.
Wife: As opposed to what
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.
They're ape purists
I'll let you know when I find out...
They both hate the government.
Farm gold in China.
Just China be funny.
Dates.
He dates his other sister.
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
Get out of my son.
A sandwich.
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
A prison
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
A: A snowmobile!
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Because in charge Yoda was.