Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why did the blond slap Santa?

He kept saying "Ho Ho Ho" *dum roll - rim slap*

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry