Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine