Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry