What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.