Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!