What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !