What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !