What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.