Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
There is twenty of them
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
he asked. "A million," I rep lied.
asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
The pope died a virgin
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
