Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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gun hangs head & turns around

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Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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A Jiraffa.

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

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How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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So he can kick out at 2.

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Volleyball Jokes More Volleyball Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands