Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

Volleyball Jokes More Volleyball Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands