What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

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Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."