What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!