Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.