Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.