What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What kind of patients?

All of them"

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Social Anxiety Jokes More Social Anxiety Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice