What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.