What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.