What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.