What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.