What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money