Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

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How do skateboarders see?

So gnar

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.