What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.