Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Radish Jokes More Radish Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish