How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!