How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."