How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men