What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!