What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers