What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers