What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer