What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.