What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny