Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!