Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.