What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

Woo Jokes More Woo Jokes

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.