What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!