What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)