Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.