Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
Wookieeleaks
You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
Their mouth is moving.
Because they always take things, literally.
The ones with food.
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
She should play the lottery too !
She choked.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
His hand caught on fire.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
