How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Nihilist Jokes More Nihilist Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.