How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*