How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*