Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."