Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!