What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.