Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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With a track-tor!

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Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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100% chance of snow

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Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

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the NBA

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Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.