Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call a group of white people?

A prison

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)