What do you call a man with no arms or ...

Matt Jokes More Matt Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Skipper Jokes More Skipper Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.