How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.