How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.