Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.