Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."